Are you troubled by strange hacks in the night?
Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
Have you or your friends actually seen a phreak, script kiddie, or fed?
If the answer is yes, then don’t wait another minute. Just pick up the phone and ask for the Pwnton Pack!

And don’t forget, we will be meeting again soon (whether you-know-who wants us too or not ;] )